Swiss Bitch

Seriously, why would they tell you to tear at the line when it doesn't open there? Ghey.

The Lightglobes Look Like Glowing Candy

You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!

Christmas Spirit/Time-Wasting What?

So everyone in HR colored in a paper gingerbread version of themselves... and I got a little carried away. That's right, that's a full pinstripe suit of cut-out paper clothes.

And I made snowflakes. Probably... like... thirty of em.
May not sound like a lot... but they're not you're everday 2nd grade snowflakes ;D

That's right, it says "HR."
Which they can think stands for Human Resources, but I won't stop you from thinking it stands for Homestar Runner.

Lots of 'em. And stenciled ones on the window with that spray snow stuff.
This is what happens when I have no other creative outlet at work... it's like BAM.

Vending Machine

fucking stole my 75 cents.

Fun With IRC Magic 8 Ball

After a bad Steve-o joke:

Rockstar: !8BALL will SteveHo always make bad jokes?
8BALL says: "I don't want to talk to you!"
SteveHo: hahahaha
SteveHo: PWNED!
Rockstar: !8BALL would you like to suck on my balls?
8BALL says: "Yes of course."
SteveHo: ROFLSDL:KFJS:LDKjfa;woeif;salkdjfasdkfj
Rockstar: I rest my case.


On a remote executing file problem:

Rockstar: !8BALL is SteveHo's .exe problem legitimate?
8BALL says: "affirmative."
SteveHo: see?
SteveHo: i told you
SteveHo: you think i'm lying
Rockstar: !8BALL is it a PEBKAC?
8BALL says: "hehehe NO!"
Rockstar: lol
SteveHo: SEE?
Rockstar: ho man it IS good
Rockstar: you know what you need? you need some D'yer Mak'er
Rockstar: !8BALL do you agree?
8BALL says: "OH GAWD NO!"
SteveHo: hrm
Rockstar: !8BALL are you a Britney Spears fan?
8BALL says: "No way I'm gonna tell you...your such a dork."
SteveHo: ROFL
Rockstar: !8BALL you suck at spelling!
8BALL says: "Uh, you are soo like gay!"
SteveHo: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rockstar: !8BALL I HATE YOU


More:

Rockstar: !8BALL is matt severely bored?
8BALL says: "You bet your muffins!"
SteveHo: wow...i'm amazed
SteveHo: this thing can't get any better
Rockstar: !8BALL does matt wanna quit really bad but can't afford to just yet?
8BALL says: "I think so."
Rockstar: amazing.