w00tBot Libido

Proof that Matt's IRC bot has been infected by Richard's sexual prowess and has subsequently gone to the dark side:

(SteveHo) !8ball is my upstairs neighbor a complete fucktardlet?
(w00tbot) That's a negatory.
(SteveHo) !8ball you fucked her didn't you?
(w00tbot) OMGZ YES!!
(SteveHo) disgusting
(SteveHo) !8ball you know she's got two kids, and has had an overdose right?
(w00tbot) There's no way that COULDN'T be true.
(SteveHo) obviously
(SteveHo) !8ball did you also know that she brought home really old dudes and fucked them? Like fifty plus old?
(w00tbot) Aye, mate.
(SteveHo) !8ball you're a sick bastard
(w00tbot) What? Hello? Yes.
(SteveHo) The prosecution rests.

Oh noes, superheroes!

We got talking about superheroes on teh ol' IRC chat, and which ones we'd like to be. Rich said probably "The Shadow," which sounded cool to me... so I drew Rich as The Shadow.

THE RICH RYAN KNOWS!!

Then I made one for Steve-o without giving him a choice. Because this is how I see it going down:

Steve-o's Batman.

Um... think that's all for today.

My Office!

So I have a job now, and this is awesome. I like it lots so far. I don't even think they'd be that mad at me if they saw me blogging about it. w00t.

So this is my office.

Pretty boring so far, I know. And that so-called "motivational poster" with some dudes playing basketball? Two words: GOTTA GO. I'm sorry, but the word "Excel" and the tagline of "Dare to be your best" underneath some dude reaching for the hoop do not make me better at graphic design.


And here's my desk. Also relatively boring still, but working on it.


And of course, Robotman has found a home here as well. It's taken a little time for him to adjust to the new surroundings, but he's flexible.

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