Steve-eye the sailor man!

I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach!

Pumpkin!

So this is my pumpkin this year. Hoo-ray!

Should I need to tell you what it is? Okay, it's Linda Blair from the Exorcist. Here are some unnecessary details and one of Amy's pumpkin :) Clicky to see 'em biggah.

Oh, and it's not really Linda Blair.

In the spirit of Halloween...

"Mommy, there's something wrong with my eye!"

Halloween 2k6

So this year we went to an "80's" themed party, and thus had to dress appropriately. Of course, knowing us, we couldn't do anything simple and/or easy, so we went as NES controllers. Notice we even have a cord and a plug :) Of course, they weren't exactly very "mobility-conscious" if you will, so we had our 80's style clothes underneath for when we took off the big boxes.

Awesome is that we won the costume contest, and the prize was one of those videogame paddle thingies that plugs directly into your TV and plays like five games! w00t!

MAKING OF:(Click teh pic for biggah looksee)

TOP (left to right): Taping the box together (in b&w... for some reason...), getting bored/aggrivated while waiting in line at Jo-Ann's to buy overpriced spraypaint, the plugs all taped up and painted, the painted box with black construction paper blackness.
BOTTOM (left to right): Painting the buttons, buttons glued on, and hand painted details x2.
NOT PICTURED: Amy sleeping on the couch while I painted.

Dad's Birthday

Roy makes up for years with no gifts by getting Dennis his first lightsaber.

Big Mistake

So Steve-o stayed home from work today because he thinks he might have pinkeye, and that he took a photo in case anyone asked about it... (you know how offices often ask for photographic proof of illness...) to which I replied "well c'mon... make with the photo!"

Stephen made the mistake of sending me said photo...
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...with which I will inexorably photoshop and come up with backstories for.

Starting with a little mod I like to call "Laserbeam Eye"...

"I have lived among these mere mortals long enough," said the cybertronic unit Steve-0119 to himself. He often spoke aloud, just to hear his own synthetic polyvocal cords, which he believed were beautiful. "With my newly added l4z0rb34m eye, I will have no trouble defeating the quasi-futuristic city just behind me!" He powered on his facial circuits and set his expression to "semi-evil glare." He brought his finger to his face, questioning now whether his decision to place the laser's trigger directly beneath his eye was one that was as wise as he had originally thought. Nevertheless, he had to give it a proper test. "BZZAAP!" he shouted loudly, thinking how great it would be if his new death laser actually made that sound when it fired.