My stapler is more punk than you.

Custom stapler mod ftw.

- Swingline Model #747xx, black

- Magnetic "mohawk" nickel-plated spikes with new model mini-rivets

- Custom-made "Bad Religion" decal

- Detachable mini battering ram with chrome-plated smasher ball (not pictured)

- Exceptionally large amounts of boredom while at work (also not pictured)

Just wait til it's old enough to get it's nose pierced...

Whorigami.

So I have an origami calendar. The kind where there's something new to fold every day, except on weekends... when you apparently have to find your own entertainment. Anydangway, the one for a couple days ago was a "tea kettle," but I think it looks more like one of those flying toasters from the old After Dark screensaver.

This photo illustration was brought to you by mspaint, my camera phone, google images, boredom at work, and the letter F.