My stapler is more punk than you.

Custom stapler mod ftw.

- Swingline Model #747xx, black

- Magnetic "mohawk" nickel-plated spikes with new model mini-rivets

- Custom-made "Bad Religion" decal

- Detachable mini battering ram with chrome-plated smasher ball (not pictured)

- Exceptionally large amounts of boredom while at work (also not pictured)

Just wait til it's old enough to get it's nose pierced...