Job Fair

Okay, the job fair wasn't that bad.

It was worse.

I swear there wasn't anything I got from it that I couldn't have gotten online. Okay, minus the terrible vinyl logo-emblazoned merchandise. I go there looking to lend my considerable expertise to a career with a great company... I looked super sweet, I gave out resumes, I talked to people... and I came home with mints.

Great. Thanks.

They taste like dissatisfaction.

lolrus

After being displeased with other so-called "lolruses" (or "lolri," as I like to call them) such as this, I decided making my own was the only way to go. So here he is, the jovial character himself.

Now it's official...

YYYESSSS!!!

Robotman!

Robotman is happy!

The !8BALL humped your mom!