Job Fair

Okay, the job fair wasn't that bad.

It was worse.

I swear there wasn't anything I got from it that I couldn't have gotten online. Okay, minus the terrible vinyl logo-emblazoned merchandise. I go there looking to lend my considerable expertise to a career with a great company... I looked super sweet, I gave out resumes, I talked to people... and I came home with mints.

Great. Thanks.

They taste like dissatisfaction.