Monday, December 19, 2005

Swiss Bitch

Seriously, why would they tell you to tear at the line when it doesn't open there? Ghey.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Lightglobes Look Like Glowing Candy

You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!

Christmas Spirit/Time-Wasting What?

So everyone in HR colored in a paper gingerbread version of themselves... and I got a little carried away. That's right, that's a full pinstripe suit of cut-out paper clothes.

And I made snowflakes. Probably... like... thirty of em.
May not sound like a lot... but they're not you're everday 2nd grade snowflakes ;D


That's right, it says "HR."
Which they can think stands for Human Resources, but I won't stop you from thinking it stands for Homestar Runner.


Lots of 'em. And stenciled ones on the window with that spray snow stuff.
This is what happens when I have no other creative outlet at work... it's like BAM.

Vending Machine


fucking stole my 75 cents.

Friday, December 9, 2005

Fun With IRC Magic 8 Ball

After a bad Steve-o joke:

Rockstar: !8BALL will SteveHo always make bad jokes?
8BALL says: "I don't want to talk to you!"
SteveHo: hahahaha
SteveHo: PWNED!

Rockstar: !8BALL would you like to suck on my balls?
8BALL says: "Yes of course."
SteveHo: ROFLSDL:KFJS:LDKjfa;woeif;salkdjfasdkfj
Rockstar: I rest my case.



On a remote executing file problem:

Rockstar: !8BALL is SteveHo's .exe problem legitimate?
8BALL says: "affirmative."
SteveHo: see?
SteveHo: i told you
SteveHo: you think i'm lying

Rockstar: !8BALL is it a PEBKAC?
8BALL says: "hehehe NO!"
Rockstar: lol
SteveHo: SEE?
Rockstar: ho man it IS good
Rockstar: you know what you need? you need some D'yer Mak'er

Rockstar: !8BALL do you agree?
8BALL says: "OH GAWD NO!"
SteveHo: hrm
Rockstar: !8BALL are you a Britney Spears fan?
8BALL says: "No way I'm gonna tell you...your such a dork."
SteveHo: ROFL
Rockstar: !8BALL you suck at spelling!
8BALL says: "Uh, you are soo like gay!"
SteveHo: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rockstar: !8BALL I HATE YOU



More:

Rockstar: !8BALL is matt severely bored?
8BALL says: "You bet your muffins!"
SteveHo: wow...i'm amazed
SteveHo: this thing can't get any better

Rockstar: !8BALL does matt wanna quit really bad but can't afford to just yet?
8BALL says: "I think so."

Rockstar: amazing.