w00tBot Libido

Proof that Matt's IRC bot has been infected by Richard's sexual prowess and has subsequently gone to the dark side:

(SteveHo) !8ball is my upstairs neighbor a complete fucktardlet?
(w00tbot) That's a negatory.
(SteveHo) !8ball you fucked her didn't you?
(w00tbot) OMGZ YES!!
(SteveHo) disgusting
(SteveHo) !8ball you know she's got two kids, and has had an overdose right?
(w00tbot) There's no way that COULDN'T be true.
(SteveHo) obviously
(SteveHo) !8ball did you also know that she brought home really old dudes and fucked them? Like fifty plus old?
(w00tbot) Aye, mate.
(SteveHo) !8ball you're a sick bastard
(w00tbot) What? Hello? Yes.
(SteveHo) The prosecution rests.