Sometimes when no one else is around on IRC, I continue writing anyway, in hopes that someone will come along, read what I wrote, and see how witty I am.
However, that seemingly never happens.
So I thought I'd re-post here, with the same hopes.
Blogger.com, don't dash my dreams the way that IRC did... I'm counting on you.
<irc self-convo>
Rockstar: oh, Dunkin Donuts.
Rockstar: why did you put so much cream cheese on my bagel.
Rockstar: it's not that it's terrible, but it's not like my favorite thing ever that i want so much of and i just can't get enough.
Rockstar: it clogs my arteries, DD.
Rockstar: and that's not very nice.
Rockstar: also, why was your credit card machine broken.
Rockstar: it's a good thing that I had used my credit card at all those other places when I could have used cash... because you might not have received my business otherwise.
Rockstar: a $10 bill only goes so far, DD.
Rockstar: in closing, stop tempting me with the three locations that I pass on my way to work.
Rockstar: love, matt.
</irc>
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