Rockstar: A bear walks into a bar. He walks over to the bartender and says, "I'll have a................. coke please."
Rockstar: The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?". The bear replies, "Oh these? They're for fishing."
Rockstar: mickey and minnie are in divorce court,
Rockstar: the judge says to mickey "now mickey, you said that you want to divorce minnie because she's being silly?"
Rockstar: mickey says "no, i said she's fucking goofy!"